Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
