no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im six kinds of drunk right now
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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