You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
