come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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