This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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