Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I think my moral compass just broke
there is puke in my bra ... again
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