Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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