eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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