It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Someone signed my nipple.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize