if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
