Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
birth control should be required to get into college
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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