But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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