I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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