I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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