He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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