All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What a dumb baby whore.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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