If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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