SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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