So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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