You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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