Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize