I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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