isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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