This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
