whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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