GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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