Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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