I would go down on you faster than GM stock
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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