I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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