People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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