I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
