You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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