I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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