I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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