Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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