I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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