ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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