dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I look better un-naked...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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