you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is Oprah even human
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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