You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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