i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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