she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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