You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
