Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Congratulations! We have a period
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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