Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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