Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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