I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I currently don't understand fingers.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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