I don't think brook has ever known best
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
as a side note pls kill me
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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