so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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