Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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