Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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