why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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