apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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