I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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