Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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